Not ME!

I did not get irritated with tripping over my whiny toddlers while trying to fix dinner.

I did not open the fridge door and let them play inside it in an attempt to get sixty seconds of meal prep time without someone trying to pull my pants down.

When the inside of the fridge lost it's appeal, I did not pull out a whipped cream can and start spraying it directly into their tiny little mouths.

I did not discover today that a can of whipped cream can buy me a full seven minutes of tantrum free productivity.

I did not file this useful little tid bit away for future use.

Not me.